I once jumped a railroad track and got a reported 6 feet of air.
I almost drowned after going down a water slide at Senior Frogs in cancun followed by a 315 pound topless man that landed on my head
tearing my eardrum and knocking me unconscious. On the bus ride home I threw up out the window. I felt bad for all the people behind me that had there windows open. I couldn't walk a straight line for days.
I can bench press that manatee 3 times now.
I believe everything is a conspiracy. Even conspiracy theories. My friend Brandon thinks the same way.
I can always see it from your point of view. Even if it contradicts mine.
I believe time is part of our limited 3 dimension illusion. Until the delivery dude is late... and i'm like FUCK i'm hungry.
I'm obsessed with counting how many grams of protein I take in daily. 1-1.5g for every pound of lean body mass. ~ around 180g a day.
I find the motive in everything.
I don't believe your hype. Or mine at that.
I feel home when I'm in the woods. Tall swaying trees make me happy. So does warm bear shit.
My job is my hobby and vice versa. I actually like going to work.
Heaven is a place on earth. So is hell. I live somewhere in the middle, but enjoy the fruits of both.
I enjoy the finer things in life. Like social networks.
I like to go fast. No matter what the medium may be. Mountain slopes... highway... tread-mill.
A real shaman once told me I was an alien... like him. wtf? I can relate sometimes.
I let a homeless guy live with me for two days.
I made terrible grades until straight A's in art school.
Pre "Fast-n-Furious" I was one of the top 5 online retailers of JDM engines. Honda Motors owns the domain name now.
I was vegan for 6 months. My "twin" Jenn is much cooler.
I busted my chin doing the worm. I still do the worm.
I recieved a body.
I am presented with lessons.
There are no mistakes, only lessons.
The lessons are repeated until learned.
Learning does not end.
"There" is no better than "here."
Others are only mirrors of me.
What I make of my life is up to me.
my answers lie inside of me.
I forgot all this at birth.
Now I remember.